Blank Cage

...and other various clichés

Today at work…

I was given a product called “tooth gloss.”

I realized there is a hallway with 4 TVs.

I proofed copy written from the point of view of a ferret.

Capitalism is fucking bizarre sometimes. 

I love em dashes and ellipses and it hurts my heart when people misuse their beautiful and wonderful powers.

It's like I live in an episode of What Not to Wear

Boyfriend: I don't know about that outfit.

Me: Why? What's wrong with it?

Boyfriend: The skirt says "Let's go for patio beers" while the top says "Uhhh, let me check my email first."

popculturebrain:

RIP Maurice Sendak
(img via somethingelsa)

popculturebrain:

RIP Maurice Sendak

(img via somethingelsa)

are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?

Anonymous

Why do I feel like this is some sort of super low level marketing tactic? Are you the film’s Social Media Co-coordinator who has been charged with the task of asking random people on Tumblr if they plan on going and seeing your movie?

To be honest, this is the first I’ve heard of it. I absolutely love documentaries, but I’m not too sure anyone could say anything about The Beatles that hasn’t already been said. Seems more like a cash grab than an insightful social commentary. Am I being too negative? I could be completely wrong. I haven’t seen it or heard anything from someone who has. However, I personally prefer documentaries that focus on the wonderfully strange, the creepily strange, quirky socio-cultural phenomena and things you thought were mundane or didn’t exist until you saw the movie.

(Source: lulufrost)

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

(Source: greenoha)

What's it like to be dating Rody Walker?!

Anonymous

Mostly it’s a lot of laughs, time to myself (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing), and trimmed neck beard hairs in the bathroom sink.

Open scatter

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